[livejournal.com profile] the_lucky13: Introduction

Aug. 31st, 2008 10:14 am
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13 Tabloid Rumors About Me That Are Not True:

1. I'm gay.
2. I'm a raging alcoholic.
3. I'm a drug addict.
4. I'm not really Bruce Wayne, I'm just some guy Wayne Enterprises hired to play the part after the real Bruce Wayne died during my seven-year absence from Gotham.
5. I have a secret wife and/or children secreted someplace.
6. I lost a fortune when Wayne Manor burned down because I had money hidden in the floorboards.
7. I'm Alfred's biological son.
8. I'm a Scientologist.
9. I insulted Kate Moss by turning her down for a date.
10. I was gone for seven years because I was waiting for the statute of limitations for a crime to run out.
11. I have a psychiatrist on speed-dial to keep me fully and happily medicated.
12. I date as many women as I do and drive the cars that I do because I'm overcompensating for, ah, certain shortcomings.
13. I don't give a damn about my city.

Date: 2008-09-01 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
I don't exactly pay attention to the tabloids, but it's good to know Bruce.

The yellow rose was beautiful, thank you so much. It was very thoughtful of you.

Date: 2008-09-01 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-dowefall.livejournal.com
Hello, Anna. Good to hear from you again. How have you been?

Date: 2008-09-01 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
I've been... well, I've seen better days. I'm back in New York. I had to cut my sabbatical short.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
It will be... eventually. It's the waiting that I hate. My best friend was abducted by a murderer and held hostage in an attempt to get my boss to tamper with the evidence we had on him for a quadruple murder charge. I was in Scotland when my friend Adam called from the lab. We found him in time but... they beat him pretty badly.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-dowefall.livejournal.com
That's terrible. I hope your friend's making a good recovery.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
It comes with the territory. And thank you, Danny's home with his girlfriend. She's taking excellent care of him. Now I just... need to sit back and relax for a little bit and... try to figure out what I'm going to do about Rachel's wedding.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-dowefall.livejournal.com
Glad to hear he's doing better.

You should take time to relax. Too much stress doesn't, ah, do anyone any good.

I'm sure you'll figure something out. I know she'd love to have you there.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
I'm trying to.

I'm going, I actually meant... well... I need to find a date. I dislike going alone to weddings.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-dowefall.livejournal.com
Ah. I see. I'm sure you'll find someone.

I dislike going at all. *laughs* But Rachel's my oldest friend, so I'm of course making the exception. And going alone. The day should be about her and Harvey, not who I turn up with on my arm.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
I could always join you, Bruce. As a friend of course. To keep you company and whatnot while Rachel and her fiance celebrate their night of bliss.

Date: 2008-09-03 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-dowefall.livejournal.com
I appreciate the offer, Anna, and I'm touched. But between the press, who are pretty unrelenting when it comes to me, and work, much as I hate to say it, I'm probably just going to make a quick appearance at the reception and then head out. And hope Rachel and Harvey forgive me for it later. *laughs*

Date: 2008-09-03 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
*chuckles* I understand, Bruce. And they'll forgive you. Rachel's too kind not to forgive you. Think you may be able to scrape up enough time for a dance with me?

Date: 2008-09-03 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-dowefall.livejournal.com
I make no promises, but I'll see what I can do.

Date: 2008-09-03 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com
I appreciate the effort. *smiles*


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